"Surveys show that 46% of women are thinking of someone else
when having sex with their partners. Only 42% of men do so."
Your turn first.
I'm next.
Well, I get the last one.
Now, the moment of truth.
Please, don't forget to use a condom.
Those are my keys.
Good. First match of the night.
Those are my keys.
These keys are certainly not ours.
I guess these are yours, comrade.
They are.
Ladies and gentlemen, go ahead.
We're staying here.
- Shall we? - Okay.
I love you.
THE GAME OF KEYS
- Are you okay? - I'm fine. You?
- I'm okay. - Good.
Oh, my God!
- Are you okay? - I'm sorry.
I'll pick them up tomorrow.
It's okay.
Okay.
Let's go to my place.
Okay.
I booked a room at the Mirador Hotel.
- I hope you like it. - I love that hotel.
We held a wedding there. And the view is breathtaking.
- Well, I'm glad you like it. - Thanks.
Where are we going?
I know a boutique hotel where they produce their own mezcal.
- I had something else in mind. - Like what?
The place where Che and Castro plotted the Cuban Revolution?
No. Somewhere else.
Don't be shy, babe? Touch me like you mean it.
I feel like you and I are going to get along just fine.
- Are you ready? - I am.
Let's go.
Why? Turn it on.
This is how I like it.
I want to see you.
You are beautiful.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
I can't do it.
Are you okay?
I've only had sex with Óscar.
Relax. We don't have to do it.
I'm sorry.
Have you really just fucked Óscar?
Isn't it boring?
We have our ups and downs.
Hey?
Óscar is screwing someone else tonight.
No. Óscar would never do that.
Get out, baby girl. Please.
Make yourself at home, Little Óscar.
Do not Little Óscar me. That's what Adriana calls my...
I'm sorry.
- To be honest... - Listen.
I'm going to change my clothes...
and we'll see what we can do.
It's funny, isn't it?
We've known each other since school, we've been through a lot.
We've shared a lot. Nothing sexual, of course.
- But it's still funny. - Same here.
I mean, it's been ages since we know each other...
And you're my wife's best friend...
And Mica's godmother...
We're going to have so much fun...
Big Óscar!
It's so cute.
It's leaning left.
My God!
I love oysters.
I thought an aphrodisiac dinner would be...
interesting. Don't you think?
- More? - Some more. Please.
Cheers.
To new experiences.
Cheers.
Can I ask you a question?
Sure.
Why did you give me that look the other night?
Me? Really?
Maybe because you were my crush at school.
- Yeah, sure. - What?
I wasn't!
Yes, you were.
I had feelings for you.
You only approached me to get my homework.
I did. You were the brightest girl I knew.
And you've always been beautiful.
I was in your mind while you were surrounded by chicks?
It wasn't like that, either.
But...
It's true.
Why didn't you tell me?
I don't know.
I never thought you...
It wasn't the right time.
Then you started dating Óscar.
Can you imagine...
if we had tried?
No. We had nothing in common. We still don't.
Maybe that's what we need.
I mean...
What we needed.
My God, Leo!
Oh, yeah.
Win me over, baby.
Keep going, Leo.
That tongue of yours...
- Fuck! - I can't fucking believe it.
Hello, gentleman. Is everything okay?
Everything okay.
Do you have your license and registration?
Yes, I do. But, you can't see them.
I'm afraid I have to give you a ticket for misconduct.
I'm afraid you can't.
Under article 16th of the Constitution,
no person may be disturbed in his home or private property
except by virtue of a written order by the corresponding authority,
establishing legal cause of action.
We're in my car, which is my property. So, please leave.
But your car is on the street, which is Federal property.
Owning the land is an interesting but twisted concept.
- I totally agree. - Look, sir. Let's do this.
You seem a decent gentleman, just like the lady.
Maybe we could...
We could sort this out.
- You want money, filthy pig? - Leo!
Leo!
- Relax, man. - You're just a Fascist pig.
You represent everything that's fucked up in this country!
- Relax, sir. - I am relaxed.
But corruption upsets me.
It's worse than anything that has happened inside this car!
You are the only criminal here.
- Enough! Take him! - Take your hands off me, pig!
- He didn't mean that. - I did mean that.
They're fucking Fascist pigs! Take your hands off me, pig!
I've just witnessed a terrible case of police abuse.
They're taking him with them.
Siena!
Text me when you are there.
Sure, go. We're on our way there.
Bye.
- What happened? - Your friend Leonardo was arrested
for misconduct and assaulting an officer.
- You're kidding. - No.
- I'm not. Shall we? - Sure, let's go.
I don't know where I left my phone.
- What? - Well, we had dinner...
we've been drinking...
but we haven't fucked yet!
Sure, you're right.
No. I'm sorry, Valentín. It's just...
No, I'm sorry.
Valentín!
You're so tidy.
Yes.
You are beautiful.
You are very beautiful.
- What? - Hello?
What?
You're fucking kidding me!
You're kidding me. Just 5,000 views? It sucks.
- Siena, is everything okay? - What's up?
We were fucking in the car and everything got fucked up.
- In the car? - It's not exactly a crime,
and we wanted to fuck there. But an officer showed up.
He tried to bribe us, and Leo went berserk.
Everything will be fine as long as we stay calm.
- Maybe we can bail him out. - I know, but Leo lost it.
Where is Leo?
We don't know yet, maybe in jail.
- What happened? - He was arrested.
- Why? - We were fucking in the car.
Relax, Bárbara. Let's ask her what happened.
- May I ask who you're looking for? - Hi.
Can I have information on Mr. Leonardo Cuevas? I'm his wife.
I want to see him.
Can you bring him over, or can you let me in?
- Relax, lady! - I'm so relaxed!
You've been drinking.
What does that have to do with anything?
Bárbara, Bárbara. Hey, relax. Let me handle it.
Can you tell me
whether my friend has testified to anything?
I don't know.
Can you tell us anything, so we don't stand here like fools?
Wait until the officer is back.
- When will that be? - I'll call my lawyer.
Yeah, sure.
- What happened? Is everything okay? - They are taking care of it.
Hey! How did it go?
- Fine. It was fine. - Fine?
Tell me more. I love first-time stories. I'm listening.
Wait. Did you have sex?
- Honey... - Fuck!
Wait. Wasn't that the point?
- That was the idea, sure. - Enough, Siena!
- You and Sergio didn't have sex? - No, we didn't.
- Why? - I don't know.
Because you told me so much crap about marriage so I couldn't do it.
- I'm so disappointed. - I did want.
- I thought that's what you wanted. - You fucking my best friend?
Didn't you say you wanted to try new experiences?
We did what we were supposed to.
We had agreed to it. It was your idea.
- But I never thought you would. - Why not?
Because you don't fuck your best friend's husband.
Adriana, that's what this game is about.
If that's the point, then...
Adriana, wait. Don't get mad.
- Had it been someone else... - What's going on here?
You fuck Gabriela and I have to pretend it's okay.
Listen. I did want to.
Either you shut up or I'll lock you up!
Get us out of here, you motherfuckers.
Sergio, are you stretching out?
Otherwise your back will start hurting.
- Yes, I'm stretching out. - Oh, poor little thing.
This country will go straight to hell
thanks to the fascists in charge of our judicial system!
Maybe we are trending topic by now.
Shut up, Siena.
Why should I? It's your fault that we were locked up.
My fault? You were fucking in the street.
Yes, I was having sex with Leo. And you know what, Bárbara?
Congratulations. Leo's tongue is magic.
- Did you hear that, honey? - What?
Move it, blondie.
Your tongue is magic.
That guy is fucking that girl.
But he's married to that lady over there.
He's such a lucky guy!
Why is that girl there all crazy?
She didn't fuck with this blondie here
who looks like "Brayan" Gosling.
You know why? Because he couldn't...
That's not true, dude! It wasn't like that.
This tragedy is worse than RBD's soap opera.
He didn't get a boner.
No. Wait, officer. We're in the middle of something.
Get the hell out of here! Come on!
- It has just started. - Blondie?
I hope your back gets better.
- Fuckers. - Goodbye, handsome. Get well soon.
What about us?
You can't stop, can you?
This fucking game was a crappy idea.
- Where have you been? - Ask your father.
- You don't even answer your phone. - He'll tell you why.
I'm so sorry, sweetie.
I'm sorry.
- Good morning. - Hello, Mommy!
Not so loud, honey. I have a headache.
- Good morning, Carmen. - Good morning.
- Since when do the kids eat fruit? - Since I'm in charge.
Carmen, thank you for staying with the kids.
Someone has to take care of them.
- Sit and have breakfast. - How did it go, Mom?
Not so good?
This fucking game was a stupid idea.
Let's leave this behind.
Hell no!
We're going to play again.
- What do you mean? - You fucked Gaby and I...
- I deserve one chance. - You had your chance, Adriana!
But you screwed it up for me!
And you ended up having wild sex.
Did you?
- Did you have wild sex? - Stop it.
Óscar, answer me.
You can tell me. I won't get upset, I promise.
Honey, please. Stop.
Óscar?
Is it so hard to say yes or no?
I had really wild sex with Gaby. Are you happy now?
Fuck!
This was the last time, okay?
I'm exhausted!
Hey?
Tell me, how was last night?
Let's say Valentín is a perfect gentleman.
Is he?
Kind of boring. And you?
- What? - How did it go?
It was going great, until those stupid pigs showed up.
- And they ruined it. - Siena seemed satisfied.
See?
She was surprised by your oral skills.
Will you unzip me, please?
There you go.
Are you going to tell me what you did to that 20-year-old doll?
Do you want me to tell you, or shall I show you?
Show me...
She's going to be full of energy now.
Hello, baby girl.
Come here.
Do you want to go for a walk?
- Now? - Yes.
Not now, honey. Please.
No, I want to talk. Tell me how it went.
What was it like having sex with Bárbara? How do you feel?
Let me take her for a walk.
Okay. But hurry, or you'll find me sleeping.
Being in jail is a life-changing experience.
While being there, I've learned
that our unfairly imprisoned brothers and sisters
live a miserable life. They lack food and clothing...
Siena, come on. Please, stop. I need some sleep.
What, Sergio?
Are you cranky for the lack of sex?
It could be that, or that I've been awake for 27 hours.
- Come on, please. - Or maybe you're moody...
because you couldn't screw your school crush?
I'll get over it.
What if we pretend I'm a 17-year-old Adriana and you're you?
Hello. I'm Adriana, I'm 17 years old...
My parents are out of town this weekend.
- I'll be home alone. - Stop it, Siena.
I'd love that you could study Algebra with me.
I need to know the difference between cosine...
- My God! - ...and sine.
- Please? - Cosine and sine...
Good!
- Hi, there! - Hello.
May I help you?
I wanted to ask if you have the service to bathe a dog, at their home.
- Yes. Sure. Here is my card. - Yes, thank you.
Here.
OK. Do you take the camper with you?
Well, it's optional.
- I rather not. - I'm Valentín.
- I'm Pedro. - Nice to meet you.
Thanks, Mary. These ingredients are for Mr. Valentín's juice.